The Idiot Spouse

What a 'loaded' title! Who am I to call someone an 'idiot'? You say that I don't know your spouse well enough to call him/ her that? - Well, you're correct. I don't. But, who says that I was referring to your partner and not you? Okay. Here's the scoop. You look at your husband or wife and see their faults as well as their great qualities. And, yes, they undoubtedly will occasionally pull some bone-head move. And, at those times, you call them an idiot. It's deserved, you say. They went to the market for bread and came home with a lot of groceries, but no bread. You asked them to do the wash on cold cycle, but they ran it on hot, so everything shrank. You told them to fax paperwork to a client of yours and they faxed over evidence that you are looking to dump them in favor of one of their competitors. You have them pick-up take-out and, don't you just know it... They forgot to have the salad dressing put on the side. So, of...