YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom when......

Ladies, You Know You're A Mom when...... YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom: when going to the bathroom w/the door closed is considered ME TIME!!! YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom: when your idea of sexy lingerie is warm flannel pants and a MATCHING, not-stained t-shirt (don't forget the wooly socks)! YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom: when you find yourself sitting in your car in a Sonic parking lot, biting the apple skins off the apple "fries" because your 3 yr old just doesn't "like the red things". YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom: when without thinking, you automatically add "IE" to everything... tubbie, nappie, lunchie, sockie, milkie. What's embarrassing is when you use these "IE" words with an adult at work! "I can't wait to eat my lunchie". YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom: when your idea of a nice long bath/shower is when you get to actually shave your legs (including above the knee) a...